This
article is about the best men’s swimwear out there. Let me first
say that I am a woman. Therefore, I am not judging the best men’s
swimwear based on how comfortable it is, but how appealing it is to
any onlooker.
Men’s swimwear – the speedo
The “speedo.” I swam on a swim team and played water polo
in high school, so let me say that “speedos” have a special
place in my heart. I love them! Let me rephrase that -- I love them
only when they are being worn for sport. This sort of men’s swimwear
was most definitely not made for simply hanging around on the beach.
Also, as far as men’s swimwear goes, there is a certain way that
a “speedo” must be worn. It must be worn low. In fact, the
men who wear the “speedos” in the best possible way are
California men. California men know how to wear their men’s swimwear
– they wear their “speedos” super low and tight, and
they usually reveal just a little bit of butt-crack. Pardon me for saying
so, but “speedos” look great when worn this way, especially
if the wearer has a swimmer’s body! “Speedos” should
never be worn higher on the hips than they are in the middle –
this is a horrible look and creates a bit of a “banana hammock”
look.
Also, there are fantastic “speedos” out on the market now
that are of a square shape rather than a U-shape. These square “speedos”
look good on many swimming body types.
Note: I have put the term “speedo” in quotes because “speedo”
is actually just the brand – it is not the type of suit. Speedo
makes suits for women, as well (it is sort of like how we call tissue
Kleenex and bandages Band-Aids).
Men’s swimwear – surfing shorts
Lace-up surfing shorts are a great sort of men’s swimwear. Practically
any man can wear surfing shorts and look good, even if he is not out
surfing. The long length of surfing shorts and the adjustable lace-up
front make them ideal for most men. The only problem is that They do
not allow a man’s thighs to ever see the sun, so his thighs remain
white, all through the summer.
Tip: Yes, super low surfing shorts can look very sexy, but do not wear
them obscenely low. Also, do not wear them so low that you must also
wear your underwear beneath them. Nobody wants to see your underwear
hanging out of your men’s swimwear. Also, wet cotton briefs boxers
are very uncomfortable and take a long time to dry.
Men’s swimwear – swim trunks
As far as men’s swimwear goes, swim trunks are the most basic
sort of swimwear. This does not meant that swim trunks are not great
men’s swimwear. Men of any age can wear swim trunks, from young
boys to old men. Swim trunks are great because they usually have a lining
so that they are very comfortable and less revealing. Many swim trunks
have elastic or drawstring waists, so they are easy to put on and to
adjust. Also, swim trunks are a good length – they are not too
terribly short, but you can still tan your legs. They are not too terribly
long – you can still swim laps around the pool and be comfortable
in them.
Men’s swimwear – thong
All that I have to say about the thong is… do not wear one! A
thong should not even be included as an article of men’s swimwear.