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I agree – there are many positive aspects of thong bikinis, but
most of those positive aspects vanish immediately (faster than a string
vanishes in a crack) if the “wrong” person is caught wearing
a thong bikini.
So, let us start by stating the positive things about thong bikinis.
The positive aspect for the wearer is that a thong bikini leaves your
cheeks exposed to the sun so that you can get a more even tan. That
is pretty much the only positive aspect about a thong bikini for the
wearer. For the onlooker, the only positive aspect about a thong bikini
is that it can look damn sexy and leaves little to the imagination.
That being said, let us move on to the negative aspects of thong bikinis
– there are definitely many more negative aspects of thong bikinis
than positive ones. First of all, let us discuss if the “wrong”
person decides to wear a thong bikini. Let me apologize in advance for
however insulting I may sound in this next paragraph – I am a
grave proponent of people of all shapes and sizes wearing whatever clothing
they want to feel sexy. That being said…
A thong bikini is not always sexy. Sometimes onlookers want to have
more left to the imagination. If it is a wearer’s first time out
in a thong bikini, there is first of all the problem of bright white
cheeks. Nobody wants to see the fully tan body out on the beach paired
with bright white cheeks no matter how firm they are. Secondly, there
is always the possibility that the wearer has unattractive ass-ets,
so to speak.
I am sorry, but some people should keep their cottage cheese cheeks
inside a regular bathing suit or bikini. And nobody wants to see a buttocks
that are hanging down to mid thigh. Oh, and I am not speaking solely
of women’s behinds – I am also a proponent of men never
wearing thong bikinis either! Nobody needs to see a man’s behind
being squeezed out on either side of a mere string.
And for the wearers of thong bikinis! How can they handle that thin
piece of fabric hugging their most intimate area? Yes, you can get used
to a thong bikini, but can you ever actually enjoy it? And if it is
your first time out on the beach wearing a thong bikini, be sure to
lather up those cheeks with sunblock – you certainly do not want
to have to remain standing for the rest of the week simply because it
is too painful to sit!
Thong bikinis will remain on the beaches, I know; and congratulations
are in order for anyone who is brave enough to wear one. That being
said, unless you are in Brazil or on a private beach, do not wear a
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